quietandsarcastic:

Read it again:  EVERY.  SINGLE.  REPUBLICAN.  Yes, that includes women. 

quietandsarcastic:

Read it again:  EVERY.  SINGLE.  REPUBLICAN.  Yes, that includes women. 

Reblogged from La Vie Bohemeॐ
Maybe I’d wanna get married in pink!

Maybe I’d wanna get married in pink!

Reblogged from Hallelujah Weddings
What I hate is ignorance, smallness of imagination, the eye that sees no farther than its own lashes. All things are possible. Who you are is limited only by who you think you are.
— Egyptian Book of the Dead  (via sa-vagebeauty)
Reblogged from La Vie Bohemeॐ
Reblogged from m0rtality
Tags: totem bby kitty

sheenvelopesthenight:

miss-love:

kittydoom:

exgynocraticgrrl:

Breaking The Male Code: After Steubenville, A Call To Action

 (Left to Right): Peter Buffett, Jimmie Briggs, Joe Ehrmann, Tony Porter,
 Dave Zirin and Moderator Eve Ensler.

MIC DROP

THE TRUTH TEA IS PIPING HOT

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’

internetexplwhorer:

look at the stars, look how they shine for you

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shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

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That is awesome

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

Truth.

map-of-problematique:

shawnsmirk:

I WANT TO DYE MY HAIR BLUE

I WANT A NOSE RING

I WANT A TATTOO

I WANT TO DO THINGS

WITH MY OWN BODY

BUT I CANT

BECAUSE OF SCHOOL

AND ALSO BECAUSE MY MOM

…and eventually because DAY JOBS.

Tags: fml

pencilcat:

rynnay:

zahhaked:

tmae3114:

lifeisaponderland:

princehamlette:

caffiend13:

andythanfiction:

It has come to my attention that there are fully legal adults who are not familiar with this, who do not know what to do when they hear it, and indeed, were born after it came out.  

This is unacceptable.

It is irrevocably tattooed into the brain of anyone vaguely associated with Western culture who was old enough to form cognizant memories in the mid 90s.  And yes, we can all do the dance.  I guarantee you Dean Winchester can do the dance.  Bobby can do the dance.  Sherlock can do the dance.  Tony Stark has made sure all his robots can do the dance.  

And all of you over the age of 25 already know what it is before you press play.

I was hoping it wasn’t this.

I PRESSED PLAY AND MY BODY JUST STARTED DOING THE DANCE FROM SHEER MUSCLE MEMORY

I PLAYED 4 SECONDS OF THIS AND MY LITTLE SISTER STOPPED WHAT SHE WAS DOING AND STARTED DANCING, AS DID MY MOTHER THIS IS SOME VOODOO STUFF

I clicked the button thinking “Oh it isn’t-“ and then the first second played and I was just “Yup. It is,”

It is exactly what I thought it would be.

I read the first post

said, “No.”

pressed play.

SCREAMED imageNO!!!!!”

and stopped it less than 5 seconds in

*shoulders start to twitch involuntarily* 

There are some things that must remain in the 90’s, and never spoken of again.

Under 25 and I knew this!

Reblogged from Here Be Dragons

I like those shhhoooesss!!

Reblogged from psycho path
halloweencrafts:

DIY Ripped Skull Tights from Nikdreamer here. Maybe these are wearable only once, but they are still awesome. From her blog which appears to be inactive since 2013:

my sister is obsessed with skulls and recently bought a cutout skull tee from urban outfitters, which led her to this do it yourself project at home. all she used was a pair of tights and scissors and began cutting out a skull face in the top part of her tights. she only cut out a small hole for the face, and then ripped through the rest.

halloweencrafts:

DIY Ripped Skull Tights from Nikdreamer here. Maybe these are wearable only once, but they are still awesome. From her blog which appears to be inactive since 2013:

my sister is obsessed with skulls and recently bought a cutout skull tee from urban outfitters, which led her to this do it yourself project at home. all she used was a pair of tights and scissors and began cutting out a skull face in the top part of her tights. she only cut out a small hole for the face, and then ripped through the rest.

Tags: fashion
halloweencrafts:

DIY Queen of Hearts Card Collar Tutorial from The Joy of Fashion. Clever and easy card collar tutorial made out of stapled cards and then bobby pinned to your hair.

halloweencrafts:

DIY Queen of Hearts Card Collar Tutorial from The Joy of Fashion. Clever and easy card collar tutorial made out of stapled cards and then bobby pinned to your hair.

halloweencrafts:

DIY Easy Baby Doll Lips Tutorial from The Art of Beauty. I’m just starting Halloween on truebluemeandyou this year, but Halloween DIYs (some quite gruesome) have been posted for a while on halloweencrafts.

halloweencrafts:

DIY Easy Baby Doll Lips Tutorial from The Art of Beauty. I’m just starting Halloween on truebluemeandyou this year, but Halloween DIYs (some quite gruesome) have been posted for a while on halloweencrafts.

Tags: fashion